I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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