kristin has been a bad kristin
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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