Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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