And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
this hospital has no fireball
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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