STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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