YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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