mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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