Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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