Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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