She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
