Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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