shes about as inviting as chlamydia
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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