Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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