Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
