It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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