It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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