It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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