i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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