this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Still dying that you shit outside
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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