porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
He kissed a someone with a penis
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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