I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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