he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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