Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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