this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
