The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I'm both gender and math confused
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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