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(586): View more from Michigan

is your mom at the bar?

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(727): View more from Florida

I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again

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(540): View more from Virginia

I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.

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(630): View more from Illinois

but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.

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(630): View more from Illinois

if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct

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(505): View more from New Mexico

After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...

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