The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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