Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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