I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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