i permit you to call me
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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