No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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