There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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