What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
