In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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