turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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