I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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