don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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