i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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