I'm so fucking centered right now
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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