I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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