The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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