the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
its liver damage thursday
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