I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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