do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
My dad just said "fuck circus"
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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