I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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