he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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