On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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