I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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