...so i touched it.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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