He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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